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Cantankerous Verse

utterly talentless tourists

searching for the Berlin Wall in Budapest

tramping pavements out of step

You inept invasion army

devoid of any spirituality


More afraid of rain than terrorists

skilled like buffaloes when dodging beggars

barking orders and eating burgers

visitors with wombat brains


buy your plastic baseball caps

let your ice creams drip over slobbering faces

sunburnt and screeching as you walk

why? parrots you are not in your flip flops

such is the triumph of mundacity